Thanks to El Reg I present the "Twat-O-Tron". (Caution! Bad Language (in many, many ways) and loonies abound!)
Such gems as
This tired old question again,,, the bbc pretends it's not true but benefits cheats are destroying our once great country because they are foreign and it's what they do,,, We must bring back national service,,, This is never mentioned by the media!!